Squeal of fortune

Would everyone have some if I buy a vowel for the table?

It's a beautiful weekend to solve a crossword! The Northeast is not a million degrees, I just achieved a solid B-minus tiramisu, and my mechanical pencil is sharpened (to the extent possible) for Lollapuzzoola. 

See you at the bottom for some link recs!

On the Web (like Charlotte's Web? get it?) (spoilers, possibly...)

• Dare I plug a playlist on Pocket Squares? 22-across is on one that's just hitting its first birthday!
• Speaking of timely-clues — a great feature on 44-across to read right before OMITB season 4
• Obligatory KnowYourMeme for 59-across (I'm a little worried how this will play in print)
• Just finished the 1-down collection that includes "Consider the Lobster"... so, so good
• A fun podcast on the white-throated sparrow's many 25-down. Bird journalism ftw!
• Re. 34-down, the World's Largest Popcorn Ball is more than 9,000 pounds!
• And to take you into the weekend. Thanks 53-down!